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My girlfriend is such a wonderful girl. :)
But lately she’s been acting suspicious. I’m not normally a paranoid person, but I’m starting to wonder if I should be taking hints or reading between the lines: does she want to break up with me?
A lesson I learned (or thought I learned) from the Stephanie debacle was that people start to act differently when they want to break up with you. They tend to make a big deal about nearly every little thing, and as a result we ended up fighting a lot.
Lately we have been fighting quite a bit. This came after nearly a year of NO FIGHTS AT ALL! I suggested perhaps that we were taking everything too seriously, and should take more things more light-hearted like we used to. So this worked this weekend.
Today she told me she had a problem, and that problem was me. Quotes from her blog:
So what’s got my heart broken? A stupid boy.
I hate being called stupid. I have enough self-esteem problems to be getting lambasted by my own girlfriend.
2 years ago. Back when he was with her. He talked about her. What they did together. How she made him feel. Their fights and problems. Their happiness.
At first I had no idea what this was referring to… then she informed me it was about my blog! Yes our dear Penguin Pride. Apparently I deserve the “stupid” tag because I don’t blog about her enough.
First of all she’s an author on this blog. So she can just as easily blog about the fun things we do… but doesn’t.
Secondly, when was the last time I made a blog post for the reason of telling the world I had a great time with Stephanie?
*search for stephanie”
August 2009
I note how when she has done her worst to me, I neglected to blog about it.
July 2009
March 2009
I note that it’s her birthday and wish her a happy one (Kait’s has not yet occurred)
August 2008
I rant about how much I hate her and that our friendship is over.
July 2008
O HERE IT IS!!!
I mention how excited I am to be going to Pittsburgh with her.
April 2008
I worry about how our relationship is failing and how she just wants to be friends.
I get righteously angry about her Facebook antics and efforts to destroy my reputation.
December 2007
I bitch about how my mom won’t let me go to Stephanie’s lake house.
November 2007
So basically I haven’t made a positive post about her in sixteen months.
And now. Now that he’s with me. What does he talk about? Football. Nothing but football. Wait that’s a lie. Sometimes it’s baseball and hockey.
This makes it sound like whenever we’re together, all I talk about is football/baseball/sports. THIS IS A LIE. In fact, I went through my texts to her today and the only one that references sports is one that says “GO PHILLIES!” because they are in the World Series and she is a fan!! I’m sorry, Kait, this will never happen again. :(
Then she said, “by talk I mean blog.” Ahh, so the problem is that I don’t blog about you, which is typically not my style. Doesn’t mean I don’t love you with all my heart. I’m sorry. But don’t say I did it about Stephanie.
I told her that I typically blog when I’m upset. Whether I’m upset by my friends (or lack thereof) or the fact that the Redskins can’t win unless they sign a new quarterback, these are the types of things I blog about. Occasionally, if I’m in a different sort of mood, I will blog about something that made me very happy. This is not the norm. Maybe it should be?
I don’t want my relationship to end. I love Kait soo much. Am I being unattentive?!
YES
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite “porn”. He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said “I want you to picture me naked, baby.” All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, “Ew, that just killed it.” FML
Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond “Ditto.” She heatedly responds “I love ditto,” to which I suavely reply “I didn’t know you were into Pokemon. That may make you even sexier.” She knows nothing about Pokemon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
Today, I said to the pool-boy of my house: “I know what you are doing and you have to stop it.” He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML
